electrochemistry – Oh yeah baby, we're in it now!

perception [Medium: Success] – From the looks of the various potraits of 2D people all around the place, this is where that creature keeps track of his fictional crushes.

  1. God, it really does stink in here. And why are there so many of them? Is this rancid person okay?
  2. (Take a look inside.)
  3. Fuck this, I'm leaving. (Leave.)

current crush –

Gale Dekarios ▶
God, I don't know what it is about him specifically. Wet dog of a man. He ticks a lot of my usual boxes off: long hair, stubble, old-ish, accent. It's so bad you guys. I hate him.

The rest of 'em –

Jean-Heron Vicquemare ▶
MY LITTLE GUY JEANJEAN Oh I have no idea why and how this happened. I like him for a lot of reasons, but the most notable is how relatable he is. I, too, struggle with loving someone with addiction problems. Once again, old man. I hate him.

Spotify playlist I made for him. It's that bad.

Karlach ▶
MY WIFEEEE I love her so much oh my gosh... Please her date scene is so so so..... oh my goodness......... I hate her she's so AHHHH hdsfjshhghehheeheh