WARNING!!! MEN KISSING!!!!

june of raining cats – From upon this weird imitation of a website sits a strange, strange person. "Hey... What's up..."

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] – Darn... This place stinks!

volition – Okay chat, what's up with this guy today?

Like, seriously, what's up?

1. (Stare at this weird creature.)
2. "Uh... Hi."
3. What about... twinks? (Twiddle thumbs.)

inland empire [Trivial: Success] – Something is *seriously* wrong with this individual -- you. Proceed with caution.